15 Things I Love About the Pathetic Miami Heat

15 STRAIGHT LOSSES. How's that to already throw away a still young season eh?

We're still about a few games away from the halfway mark of the 2007-08 NBA basketball season and we can already probably claim that the sick fucks from Miami won't be seeing ANY playoff action this year.

Yep, the stupid Miami Heat, after Dwyane Wade fell flat on his face in the dying seconds of a 90-89 loss to the San Antonio Spurs, have now lost 15 straight games. Miami now have one of the worst records in the league, at a miserable 8-33. Yes, I'm having the time of my life this season.

Isn't it ironic that this Miami Heat team was dubbed ''15 strong'' during that year when they STOLE the NBA title from the Dallas Mavericks? 15 strong eh? He he... Somebody tell those sick fucks that there is nothing STRONG about 15 straight losses.

The San Antonio Spurs rallied from a 10-point deficit to beat the Miami Heat 90-89. Manu Ginobili gave the Spurs the go-ahead score with 36.5 seconds to go and after Dwyane Wade splattered on the floor like the jackass that he is in Miami's final possession, 15 STRONG became 15 WRONG. Hee hee...

Tim Duncan took advantage of a Miami Heat roster without any big man whatsoever. With both Shaquille O'Neal and Alonzo Mourning out because of aging, TD dropped a double-double of 30 points and 11 rebounds in dismantling what Miami thought as ''interior defense.''

Yeah right...

Next up for these sick fucks are the Indiana Pacers. Yep, America Airlines Arena is probably getting ready to see their pathetic team get their asses handed to them by the visiting Pacers on Saturday.

Go Pacers! Fuck up the Heat like most teams do these days.

Who will win the NBA title in the 2007-08 NBA basketball season? AcesAce Sportsbook has the odds.

San Antonio Spurs EVEN +350

Cleveland Cavaliers EVEN +1,300

Boston Celtics EVEN +450

Detroit Pistons EVEN +1,000

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