So How Do You Beat No.1 ranked Roger Federer in Tennis Tournaments like the 2007 U.S. Open?

He he... Of course, nobody knows. All we can do is root for Rafael Nadal and hope he'll play tennis' FedEx Express on a clay court.

In the 2007 United States Open Championships, Roger Federer should be a force to be reckoned with. Hell, he always is. And being the No.1 player in the world, people gunning for this guy is expected.

Speaking of people gunning for him, here are just some of the people who were asked just how in the hell can you beat a guy like Roger Federer in tennis. And they had their own theories too, even though some of them hasn't played tennis their whole lives.

Wladimir Klitschko, one of Federer's friends and the current reigning IBF and IBO heavyweight champion of the world, says you can beat Roger Federer by hitting on his girlfriend. Now THAT's pathetic.

''You can kiss his girlfriend, and maybe he'd get jealous, you know, he'd get upset and whatever,'' Klitschko says.

Wladimir Klitschko has an awesome 48-3 record in boxing. That includes 43 knockouts. Aside from being both the IBF and IBO world heavyweight champion, he is also a former WBO world heavyweight champion.

Klitscko also earned a doctoral degree in sports science in Ukraine and for a guy with all that credentials, his tennis IQ is more of a retard's.

One who probably can give us a better answer is Jelena Jankovic, the third best player in women's tennis. Jankovic has won four tournaments this year including a semi-final stint at the concluded 2007 French Open at Roland Garros.

So how can she beat Federer?

''Oh gosh, I don't know how I could beat him. I guess I would have to tie his legs together so he couldn't move. If that didn't work I would wear a short skirt, and hopefully that would distract him.''

Jeezus... That's even more pathetic than Klitschko's. Except for that short skirt thing of course.

Who will win the 2007 U.S. Open championships? AcesAce sportsbook has the odds.

Roger Federer EVEN -200

Rafael Nadal EVEN +350

Andy Roddick EVEN +1300

Marat Safin EVEN +4000

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