From Las Vegas gambling to prostitution at the BunnyRanch

Tired of the same old ''gamble your life savings away'' thing in Las Vegas?

Well, there's this ''alternative'' you'll definitely dig. Apparently, somewhere deep in the outskirts of all these gambling activities, there lies a brothel that takes advantage of Nevada's legalized prostitution crap.

Yep, apparently, prostitution is legal at the Moonlite BunnyRanch brothel and owner, or should I say, ''King Pimp,'' Dennis Hof is having, ''a lot of fun'' in Nevada for sure.

Heck, if he was able to pull this off, then Hugh Hefner ain't got shit on this dawg. This guy even has his own HBO series for crying out loud, entitled ''Cathouse,'' featuring Dennis Hof's beloved brothel where countless hot whores call home.

Oh yeah, Dennis Hof found his ''wife'' there too.

Dennis and his ''bunnies'' will be flying into NYC to do some major media concerning the next season of Cathouse, including many radio stations on The Sirius Network, like Eminem's Show, Shade 45, Alex Bennette, Rude Jude, Derek & Romaine and The Howard Stern Show.

It is Dennis Hof's goal to see prostitution become a major economic force in society's mainstream, if you can imagine that. He'd like to help sanitize the sleazy ''street corner hooker'' image. He foresees a coming cultural atmosphere in which those seeking female companionship can easily find a safe, legal place to get laid.

''The BunnyRanch is an example of how sex-for-sale is going to be in America within the next 30 years,'' Dennis Hof said. He tells his girls, ''Everybody likes sex. If you're not buying it, you should be selling it.''

Amen to that brother.

Hof said, ''A guy will think of events to come to in Reno; ski trips, bowling, Hot August Nights, poker tournaments and in the back of his mind think of going to the BunnyRanch.''