NBA Trade Deadline is near, who is Untradable?

Well, is there such a thing as ''untradable'' anyway?

Hmm... After seeing Shaquille O'Neal get traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Miami Heat and Allen Iverson going to the Denver Nuggets from the Philadelphia 76ers, I guess NOBODY is ''untradable.''

Yep, not even LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Besides, why would you keep a guy who gnaws at his nails all day and someone over his 20's who still can't spell his name right?

Los Angeles Clippers forward Elton Brand apparently thinks there are some guys out there who are ''untradable.'' Of course, why would we even bother to care what this fat retard has to say right? He he... Here it is anyway.

''I think it goes probably Yao [Ming], [Tim] Duncan, Kobe [Bryant], Dwyane Wade and LeBron James, and a few guys are right there on the cusp. But that would be my five, and I would say right now they're untradable,'' Elton Brand said.

As it turns out, Brand believes the exact opposite that I do huh? He actually thinks LeBron and Wade are both ''untradable.'' Of course, for somebody who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers, we all know his credibility is as solid as the Clippers' pathetic frontline.

Elton Brand does not expect to be traded, but he believes the Los Angeles Clippers would move him if an unbelievable offer came their way.

''I don't think it's too absurd [to consider]. It is what is it, it's a business. And if they ever felt that money-wise or to improve team-wise, they might do something, I think it could happen. Not just because Shaq got traded or this guy got traded, but you know, it happens,'' Elton Brand said.

Then, five minutes later, Elton Brand learned that he got traded for Jason Kapono. He he... Just kidding.

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Chicago Bulls 7/1

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