NASCAR Superstar Dale Earnhardt Jr. wants his mom to just stay the hell away from the family car

Only in NASCAR will you see a son screwing his mom.

No... Wait... Get that sick image out of your head... PERVERT. No, when I mean Dale Earnhardt Jr. is screwing his stepmom, I don't mean it in a perverted kind of way only Dennis Rodman will do to his own mother. No, what I meant was, Dale Earnhardt Jr. wants to screw his stepmom, Terese Earnhardt, of her money.

Yep, this two-month old drama between Dale Earnhardt Jr. and stepmom Terese Earnhardt apparently took a rather dramatic turn. It turns out, all junior wanted was simple, he wants all of it.

If ya'll don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Teresa Earnhardt were going toe to toe over ownership of their NASCAR Racing team. They can't seem to find one solution that would make everybody happy.

Now, Dale junior wants all of it, and you bet, this situation will only get worse from here on out. (Not that I give a flying fuck anyway...)

''I want majority ownership, that's basically it,'' Dale Earnhardt Jr. said. ''I want more than 50 percent, absolutely. The main factor is the ownership part. It has nothing to do with money or nothing else, really. I really like my team, I like the way things are going, Max [Max Siegel, DEI president of global operations for DEI] is going to be great for the company, the motors are improving.''

''Everything's on the upswing, but my father's been gone for five, six years now, so I want majority ownership,'' he added.

Uh oh...

Oh yeah, Terese Earnhardt removed herself from these negotiations with her stepson. She left the negotiations to Siegel and DEI vice president of racing operations Richie Gilmore.

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