Miami Heat star Shaquille O'Neal retires

Just kidding... Hee hee... But hey, we want him to.

In case you were not really paying that much attention to the 2007-08 NBA basketball season, the Miami Heat just can't do anything right lately, probably missing out on the playoffs already this early into the season after losing half of the games a team can play in one full season.

As for Miami Heat superstar Shaquille O'Neal, his stock has decreased so much this year that people are starting to value a Kris Humpries more than the guy once dubbed as the ''Most Dominant Player in the NBA.''

It probably has something to do with the number of times he left the Miami Heat roster because of various injuries. Yep, Shaq sure did went in and out of the lineup so much this season that it can make your head spin.

Shaq can't blame the people if they are already expecting him to retire right? Well, as far as this seven-foot pile of sit is concerned, he's not ready to retire just yet.

Shaquille O'Neal was asked this question and his response was, ''No, never that. I am the son of an army drill sergeant, and when we enlist, we go full term.''

What the fuck does that mean?

''So I've got two years left on my term, and after that, I'll be looking to do other things.''

Oh I see.

NBA analysts are suggesting that Shaquille O'Neal should just retire. Shaq, on the other hand, is surprised that this retirement issue has even been raised. These analysts said that Shaq just might help the Miami Heat by retiring to clear his salary off his team's cap, giving Miami the chance to rebuild.

I say, it won't matter. Because no matter how many salaries you clear off that cap, Miami will still be Miami. Hee hee...

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