Friday, August 10, 2007

Penny Hardaway and Shaquille O'Neal, together again

Isn't it nice that a big tub of lard like Shaquille O'Neal finally reunites with his long lost gay lover from Florida?

In case you don't know squat who I'm talking about, it's Penny Hardaway, and yes, he will reunite with Shaquille O'Neal in the coming 2007-08 NBA basketball season after signing with the STILL pathetic Miami Heat.

Penny Hardaway and Shaquille O'Neal reached the NBA Finals for the very first time in their NBA careers playing together a few years back with the Orlando Magic. If it wasn't for Shaq's missed free throws, not to mention Nick Anderson's stupidity against the Houston Rockets of Hakeem Olajuwon, they could've won their first NBA championship ring.

Coming to the brand new 2007-08 NBA basketball season, Shaquille O'Neal has FOUR championship rings whereas Penny Hardaway STILL doesn't have any NBA title yet. Signing with the Heat to reunite with Shaq, Penny is probably hoping he can finally win the big one.

The only problem is, Shaquille O'Neal is just too old and too fat to give his gay lover from Florida what he wants.

For what it's worth, Miami Heat head coach and president Pat Riley is excited. For some reason.

''Penny is a player who has been an All-Star and has enjoyed an illustrious career,'' Pat Riley said. ''We have been impressed at his hard work and dedication this summer to get back in shape and return to the NBA. He is a skilled player who can help us in multiple positions.''

Well, Penny Hardaway will be filling in ONE position only and that's the slot left by Eddie Jones after coming back to Miami last season only to leave the team again and join the Dallas Mavericks this year.

Yep, Eddie Jones is probably just sick and tired of Miami too.

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Los Angeles Lakers 25/1

Detroit Pistons 9/1

Cleveland Cavaliers 10/1

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