Mom, Scot Pollard wants me to do drugs...

He he... Apparently, Cleveland Cavaliers big man Scot Pollard wasn't thinking.

Well, he NEVER did anyway after all those stupid hairstyles the retarded moron had throughout his pathetic career in the NBA. Now, as if that wasn't enough, he did one more mistake. He actually told the kids to do drugs on national TV.

He he... Yep, you read it. Scot Pollard, probably seeking desperately for attention, looked into the camera during a Cleveland Cavaliers game on national TV and said, ''Hey kids, do drugs.''

The guy sure knows how to fuck up his career even further eh? Scot Pollard, formerly of the Sacramento Kings and many other NBA Basketball teams that I don't care to remember, was sitting on the bench (like he usually does the past few years anyway...) during a 20-second timeout.

Probably bored like hell, he asked the kids to do drugs thinking it was funny as hell. Unfortunately for him, the rest of the Cavaliers didn't find it funny at all.

''We have spoken with Scot and certainly do not condone his actions,'' Cleveland Cavaliers general manager Danny Ferry said in a statement.

''He regrets his mistake, using inappropriate humor, particularly when he has always been very involved in the community, projecting positive messages to our youth. We will handle the issue internally.''

Tell me Danny boy, how in the hell does that make him project a positive message?

''It was a bad joke,'' Scot Pollard said.

Well DUH...

''That's all it boils down to. There are a number of things people could say about it, but it just turned out it was a bad joke. Obviously, I don't believe that.''

Apparently, what Scot Pollard believes in is the idea that there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and a tiny leprechaun telling him to pose for Playboy.

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Chicago Bulls 7/1

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