Miami Heat is so FUCKED that Pat Riley just might quit

Of course, with the way Miami has been playing lately, quitting just might be the best move these sick fucks can do at this point.

Arguably the worst team in the league, that's where Miami is at this point of the 2007-08 NBA basketball season. Yeah sure, there are the Minnesotas and the New Yorks of the league, but hey, everybody expected these teams to suck every year and for Miami to join them this season just makes the Heat's campaign this year that much more painful.

Now I don't know about you but I'm having a great time watching the Miami Heat fail time and time again this year. And with all the injuries they've been having too (probably to give themselves a weak excuse why they are playing like the Canisius Golden Griffins...) I reckon I'd have this smile on my face longer.

With this godforsaken team struggling, Heat head coach Pat Riley is contemplating on calling it quits (again...) by the end of the season. Riley is leaning toward stepping aside as head coach after this season, despite committing in the offseason to coach the Heat through 2009-10.

Pat Riley said it might be in Miami's best interests if he focuses solely on his duties as team president. ''But that's after this season,'' Miami Heat head coach Pat Riley told reporters, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

''That's not now.''

He was asked if he would've changed his mind if Miami has not sucked THIS BAD THIS FAST and his response? ''Don't ask me that question. At this time it's like 'Yes' or 'No,''' he said. ''There are hypotheticals in a season like this. You don't want to turn the knife too early on things. Just let things work its way out.''

Work its way out? Come on man, who the fuck are you kidding? Your sick fuckers won't be able to climb out of this shithole they're in right now and that's all I have to say about that. Sheesh...

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