Pistons try to win Game 6 against God and His Cavaliers

Pistons fans, it's that time to pray to Lucifer because on Saturday, our guys will try to stay alive against the Lord God Himself, LeBron James.

Yeah, I got it. LeBron James is God. That's the only explanation I can think of after watching our Lord God and Savior score 29 of Cleveland's final 30 points en route to their 109-107 double overtime win over the Detroit Pistons.

I mean, puh-lease, LeBron James was literally UNSTOPPABLE as he just carried the Cleveland Cavaliers past Detroit, scoring EVERY SINGLE BASKET for Cleveland whenever the Pistons score with the basketball. It was just THAT crazy. Yeah, sure, I'm pissed over it and quite frankly, I don't know what Detroit can do to stop No.23. SHIT.

LeBron James, our Lord God and Savior, scored a career playoff-high 48 points, (I think he scored all of them in the fourth quarter and the two extra periods...) to send His apostles, the Cleveland Cavaliers, within a win away from reaching the 2007 NBA Finals. That will be the first time the Cavaliers franchise will reach the final series for an NBA title.

Of course, being a Detroit Pistons fan, I'm not giving up on hope yet and it doesn't matter if we have to face our Lord God and Savior just to stay in this godforsaken seven-game series.

For starters, I can say that the Detroit Pistons have done this before, dropping the next three games after winning the first two. Yep, it all happened last year when Cleveland pushed Detroit on the brink of elimination before the Pistons won both Games 6 and 7.

I wonder what happened to all that ''LeBron James rule'' bullshit? It worked PERFECTLY for the Detroit Pistons in Games 1 and 2. What happened since then? How come LeBron James is scoring a hundred points every single game all of a sudden?

Yep, the Detroit Pistons desperately need to stop our Lord God and Savior, LeBron James. Nothing has changed. If the Pistons lose Game 6 on Saturday to end their season, then I guess the only thing I'll remember this 2007 NBA season by is the day when the Miami Heat lost to the Chicago Bulls in the first round.

Of course, I'm hoping our Lord God and Savior will not suit up his familiar Cavaliers No.23 jersey and spare the Pistons for at least one more game.

Can the Detroit Pistons beat the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 6 to tie the series 3-3? Who will win the 2007 NBA Championship? Here are some odds from Bodog:

Detroit Pistons 2/1

Cleveland Cavaliers 12/1 (boo!)

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