Hulk Hogan and Kimbo Slice to star in a Kids' Movie?

Wha?!?

For a guy like Hulk Hogan who clearly has the hots for his own daughter that he got himself a girlfriend that looks like her, and Kimbo Slice who just plain looks weird, coming up with a kids' movie that stars both of them was just unthinkable.

Who in the right frame of mind will choose to have these guys star in a kids' movie anyway? Stereo Vision Entertainment, Inc. (OTCBB: SVSN) has, announcing that the undefeated (and scary) Mixed Martial Arts star Kimbo Slice will co-star with the somewhat sick Hulk Hogan in a 3D kids' comedy, ''Kung Fu U.''

''Kung Fu U'' in 3D is a Disney-type comedy about of a bunch of nerds and misfits that are sent away by their wealthy parents to the Brentwood Academy (a.k.a. Kung Fu U) to learn the finer arts of self-defense.

It's a heart-warming romp where the rather weathered warriors come to the rescue for the kids, and in turn, the kids rescue the warriors' seemingly lost souls from what had been their eternal apathy.

It's a feel-good story that aims to reminds us that we're all the same, no matter what our age, or where we came from, and that we should all stick together.

Well, that's what they are hoping for us to see anyway.

''We're very happy to have Kimbo Slice co-starring in 'Kung Fu U.' He has an enormous media presence, and he'll fit right in with our star Hulk Hogan, and the other cast members in our made for kids 3D movie. We hope to have 'Kung Fu U' in 3D in theaters by the fall of '09,'' Stereo Vision chairman Doug Schwartz said.

Stereo Vision Entertainment, Inc. is a film production company focused exclusively on developing high quality, low cost, polarized 3D feature films.

They're also probably the sickest bunch of fucks in the movie industry after getting Slice and Hogan to scare the living shit out of your children.

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