Terrell Owens missed Super Bowl XLI, so he's hating on Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells now?

Yep, it seems being away from NFL Football for weeks won't stop T.O. from running his mouth.

Well, especially now that Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells, a thorn in Owens' life (sort of..) is retiring. There were rumors that Terrell Owens, probably the weirdest and most controversial wideout in NFL Football these days, described the Cowboys locker room environment ''difficult,'' saying that Parcells' cockamamie old-school offense hurt the team.

Um... T.O., it was YOU who dropped all of them passes remember? Of course you do, hell, you led the league this season in that very statistical category dumbass.

''When I talked to [Parcells] for the first time we left an impression on each other. I still think he is a great guy. But he is like my grandmother. You love the person, but they are stuck in their old-school ways. You can't move them from their way of thought,'' Terrell Owens told a newspaper in an interview.

Afterwards, Owens claimed that he compared his grandmother to Bill Parcells NOT to take a shot at the retiring head coach. According to him, it's his way of saying that the legendary (hint: OLD) coach is a guy that has his ways of coaching.

Owens says he tried to practice hard and play hard last season, but he did feel that Parcells mocked him during the preseason when he was injured.

''I think that by him saying that I need to get on the practice field and I that I needed to show him what I can do, I just felt him knowing the type of player that I am and what I've done to play through injuries I felt like he kind of made a mockery out of me in front of the media to say that,'' Owens said.

''In that sense I kind of lost a sense of respect. But other than that I didn't allow it to deter me of how I practiced because I was seriously injured.''

Oh just shut up and hope that next season, you're hands would be as good as your blabbering pie-hole.

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