Dwyane Wade ain't injured, he just quit on the Heat

I don't blame him too.

In case you didn't know it yet, it was reported that Dwyane Wade will miss the rest of the 2007-08 NBA basketball season so he can rehabilitate his surgically repaired left knee.

According to Dwyane Wade, this left knee has been bothering him for about a year now, probably justifying why he and the rest of his pathetic Miami Heat, SUCK. Of course, being the real hoops fans that we are, we know better.

''I'm doing what's right,'' Dwyane Wade said. ''I would love to be out there with my teammates, but in the long run, I think my teammates would love for me to be healthy and be out there with them when we're fighting to get in the playoffs again.''

That's a rather nice way of putting it. What Wade probably meant here is this. ''I'm quitting on my stupid teammates this season because I'd rather lie flat on my bed inside my beach house in this cesspool called Miami than play and get fucked by the other teams in the league that are obviously way WAAAY better than us this year.''

Yes, I got all that when Wade said ''... and be out there with them when we're fighting to get in the playoffs again.''

Getting in the 2008 NBA playoffs as far as this stupid Miami Heat team is concerned is already out of the question this season. They fell to 11-51 after losing to the Los Angeles Clippers last Monday, making them the obvious choice for the worst basketball team in the country this year.

Hell, your local basketball team just might beat these sick fucks from Miami at this point. Even Miami Heat head coach Pat Riley agrees.

''There's no doubt it's a function of the record. My God, it didn't take a news bulletin for that,'' Miami Heat head coach Pat Riley said. ''Yes, we aren't going to make the playoffs. It's a lost season. We know that. We don't want it to be a lost career. That's how I look at it.''

Mr. Riley, do humanity a favor and just keep yourselves out of the league.

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San Antonio Spurs EVEN +350

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Boston Celtics EVEN +450

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