Tony Stewart feels like wrestling Triple H in NASCAR

Apparently, Tony Stewart is confusing NASCAR Racing with professional wrestling.

Confused? He he... I was too when I first heard about the news. It turns out that Tony Stewart is irate about all these caution flags being thrown at every NASCAR race. He claims that there's so much caution flags these days that NASCAR officials are already playing God, trying to decide the outcome of the races instead of leaving it to the drivers.

And yeah, for all ya'll wondering what the heck does this have to do with professional wrestling, for all ya'll who don't know it yet, wrestling is fixed. And yep, Tony Stewart is starting to feel that Vince McMahon is starting to fix NASCAR races too.

Of course, being a pro wrestling fan myself, there's nothing wrong with Vince McMahon running things. Hell, if Vinnie Mac do run NASCAR, we might see multiple championships being decided in each NASCAR race like a NASCAR Intercontinental championship and a NASCAR Cruiserweight title.

Hell, we might even see the WWE Divas shaking their asses before each NASCAR event. He he...

Of course, all these are only inside Tony Stewart's sick and twisted mind. Heck, if he doesn't like NASCAR anymore, he can always switch to something else. Juan Pablo Montoya did just that and maybe it's about time he did the same. For what it's worth, him comparing NASCAR to pro wrestling was funny.

''It's like playing God,'' Tony Stewart said, referring to the number of caution flags NASCAR officials have thrown through the course of the 2007 NASCAR season. ''They can almost dictate the race instead of the drivers doing it. It's happened too many times this year.''

''I guess NASCAR thinks 'Hey, wrestling worked, and it was for the most part staged, so I guess it's going to work in racing, too,''' he said. ''I can't understand how long the fans are going to let NASCAR treat them like they're stupid before the fans finally turn on NASCAR.''

Wha?!? NASCAR has fans?!?

Can Tony Stewart win the NASCAR championship? Who will bag this year's Nextel Cup? Bodog has the odds on who will win the 2007 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series.

Jeff Gordon 8/1

Juan Pablo Montoya 50/1

Greg Biffle 10/1

Jimmie Johnson 5/1

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